Donnerstag, 18. August 2011

Women over 50

Humor ist fester Bestandteil der Frauen über 50:


Women over 50!  In case you missed  it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about  women over 50.

60 Minutes  Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) “As I grow in age,  I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few  reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in  the middle of the night & ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a  woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't  sit around whining about it. She goes and does something,  she wants to do, & it's usually more  interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They  seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in  the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you  deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they  think they can get away with it.

Older women are  generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what  it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as  they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman  over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a  woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and  honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or  if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder  where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over  50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not  reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot  woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow  pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old  waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men  who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for  free?’
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are  against marriage. Why?  Because women realize it's  not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little  sausage!”
(Love that last line!)


Andy Rooney is a  really smart guy!





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